Gods. They show up and act like they own the place. They say, hey, tell a story about us! They ask every culture that is or has ever been to celebrate, worship, fear, or feel guilty about activities in relation to them. And when humans get hung up on this or that, gods seem eager to point out what's what. Gods!
-->Do you have some gods? Or even just a god? Feel free to share yours here if you're okay with other people borrowing them. If not, well, then maybe keep them to yourself. Or don't have gods?
This is an invitation, an opportunity to think about what you might want in a god. There's no pressure for your god to be any specific sort of thing. You don't need to inform, educate, entertain, or live up to the standards of some ancient sacred text. Nothing is sacred (except everything). This is just an opportunity to explore an idea. Perhaps the biggest idea of all. God, just listen to us go on. Enough talk. You're the creator.