Michilacanu is the god of correct posture. It is not concerned about your back. It does not care about your health or your confidence or how you are presenting yourself to the world. It cares about correct posture like a bureaucrat cares about the rules, because what is right is right. The spine, stacked and aligned, held in place with the muscles of the back, is a pure thing in a world of slumping. It does not proseletyze. It won't come after you. But when you happen to be sitting or standing in correct alignment, Michilacanu is with you in that moment, sitting just as correctly, in satisfaction and honor.